The 100 Funniest Jokes Of All Time
July 26, 2006
The 100 Funniest Jokes Of All Time.
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The 100 Funniest Jokes Of All Time.
What, like you needed more politics at this hour?
July 27, 2006 at 12:54 AM
No! We like the jokes.
However, this one is missing:
This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About 2 hours.” The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, “About 2 hours.” The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About an hour and a half.” The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, “Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.” In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, “Bill, where did he go when he left here?” Bill looked up and said, “To your house.”
July 27, 2006 at 12:56 AM
LOLOLOL
That was good….
I have to tell you…I really LOL reading some of those jokes…
August 27, 2008 at 8:27 PM
i dont get it…
December 30, 2008 at 11:31 PM
that wasnt even funny…..
December 30, 2008 at 11:32 PM
that wasnt even funny……
June 21, 2009 at 10:38 PM
wtf? where was the funny part? why did he go to his house??
June 21, 2009 at 10:38 PM
does anyone know a website with really funny jokes?
June 21, 2009 at 10:44 PM
i hve a good one:
ok, a guy needed a new toilet so he went to the toilet shop. he bought a wooden toilet. the next day he returns it saying, “everything was perfect except that everytime i sat on it, splinters went in my butt.” He then buys a metal toilet. next day he returns it and says, ” everything was perfect except every time i sat on it, my butt got cold.” he buys a SINGING toilet. The next day he’s like, “everything was perfect, except every time i sat on it, it kept singing ‘DO YOu See WhaT i sEE?’”
June 21, 2009 at 10:45 PM
lol
lmao…
June 21, 2009 at 10:46 PM
lol….do you see what i see?