Sunday Morning Buzz

September 3, 2006

It’s Sunday morning, again.

The time has come to get out of bed, don those ratty slippers and pajamas (please keep your robe closed this week) and head on over to the Carnival of the Insanities- circle round to your left, you can’t miss it. Dr Sanity, environmentalist, will help you save on your utilities, too.

In what has to be a most selfless act of medical kindness, Dr Sanity once more gives you reason to keep on living- for free. The Carnival of the Insanities is designed with you in mind- to give you the illusion that your life has meaning and there are people far crazier than you.

Besides, reading the COTI is better than getting up close and personal with electricity, right?