Cathedral Of Mental Health

Time to cure that sophophobia.

It doesn’t matter- you can kick, scream or even play dead. None of that will help. You have the opportunity to reach for the cure and you don’t even have to wear a colored ribbon or donate $2.00 to convince the world that you are a wonderful, caring and magnanimous person. We know better. To paraphrase Crofton Slade Gandhi, are you convinced that your piddly, feel good, $2.00 donation will be the donation that makes the difference? You spend more on candy bars and potato chips at work when no one is looking! ‘Do you really believe you can change a truth upon which the universe stands? Do you really believe you can change who you are, or that anyone of substance cares? Are you so infatuated with that ignorant fool in the mirror?’

The Carnival Of The Insanities may be the last and final opportunity you have to actually rid yourself of the illness that has kept you behind in your life, career and relationships. You might even find meaning and purpose beyond your incessant chase and obsession with your own precious, sorry ass, ’self esteem.’

Your sophophobia can be cured. Race over to Carnival Of The Insanities, at the Cathedral Of Mental Health, honoring the patron saint of counterclockwise rotation, Pat Santy.

This Sunday, let the miracle of healing begin!