Do You Have An Active Imagination? Do You Enjoy Starbucks?

Do you have an active imagination that transports you from reality to a secret place? Do you find it easy to identify with certain TV characters on Wisteria Lane? Do you have a favorite selection from the Starbuck’s encycpedic menu? Are you loyal to a particular brand of laundry soap?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you are an idiot.

Wake up and smell the real coffee, not the double double light light latte whatever, favored by intellectual floral arrangers and those of you who wish to inhabit the Cafe Nervosa  in the world of Frazier and Niles Crane.

Take a deeper breath and inhale more reality. You are never going to live on Wisteria Lane and you will never be adored by men who look like soap opera stars (we’ll start working out at the gym and take care of ourselves when women start dressing and looking like soap opera stars).  Your husbands are in shape. Round is a shape.

Dr Sanity’s Carnival Of The Insanities is up and that means that your opportunity for acquiring real substance is in the here and now.

Carnival Of The Insanities- fully caffeinated and buffed wit, wisdom, insight and reality.

You can handle it.