Decorating For The Holidays
December 10, 2006
It’s that time of year- you know, when common sense heads out the window (in your case, basement window) to the mall or Walmart or one of the 3,800 multinational hobby or craft store franchises. You have once more assumed a mission of mediocrity with the fervor of an illiterate, Libyan, mountain cave-dwelling jihadi.
You need to feel good about displaying original artistic sensibilities (to go along with the Britney Spears, TV inspired spirituality), by decorating with the stuff manufactured with child labor in many of the non Christian third world nations that comprise the Industrial Home Decorating Complex (closely allied with the Matrimonial Industrial Complex).
Yeah, you need to believe that decorating your house is a way you can exhibit your very own creativity and sense of elevated seasonal spirituality. You need to believe that your home to be considered a kind of Holy Holiday Grail.
Here’s a thought- Instead of being moved to tears by seasonal TV commercials for jewelery stores, pool maintenance companies or septic pumping services services (”Nothing says I love you more than pumping out 1100 gallons of shit for the Holidays), why not elevate your mind?
That’s right- Tis’ the season for a Holiday dose of Dr Sanity’s Carnival Of The Insanities.
Decorate your mind with original ideas and original ways to look at the world we live in. You can be smarter and learn to appreciate those things that really can elevate your spiritual senses this season.
Or, you can have your septic system pumped out.
Carnival Of The Insanities comes with a ‘no shit content’ guarantee. How much is that worth?
