Sigmund, Carl and Alfred

Does sex just not do it for you anymore? Is the ‘same old, same old,’ just not worth the effort?

Fear not, you don’t have to be a tragic victim of dull and meaningless sex.

Here’s a new way for couples to make sweet music together.

It’s a musical condom designed to play louder and faster “as the sex becomes more passionate,” according to its creator, Grigoriy Chausovsky.

The harmonious device will soon be on sale in Chausovsky’s homeland, Ukraine.

That’s right. No longer do you have to engage and remain focused on on your (annoying) partner. If you are bored, repulsed, turned off or just not really in the mood, there is always the music.

The musical condom inventor is now working on a wireless version that will play the latest ‘YouTube’ favorites to math your very own rhythm.

Retailers expect the techno-condoms to be a big hit next season- the marketing plan includes a ’stocking stuffer’ ad campaign.

And to think people used to get excited over 8-tracks.

Gagdad Bob hits another homerun with “Announcing A New 12-Step Program For The Left: Apparatchiks Anonymous.

Some day Leftism will be rejoined with its twin ideology, fascism, which no one takes seriously anymore. Why is that? With the exception of Nazi Germany, one could probably argue that fascism in practice was less harmful and more workable than Leftism…

…But for the Left, if you merely “tolerate” homosexuality, you are a bigot, something called a “homophobe.” No, you must celebrate and even encourage it. You must never suggest to children that certain sexual arrangements are better than others. If my son wants to marry a man or a woman, it should make no difference to me — just flip a coin, as it were…

To a large extent, classical liberalism strikes me as common sense, whereas Leftism is always both incoherent and incomplete…

…a recent BBC survey revealed that “the greatest philosopher of all time is considered to be… Karl Marx? A hate-filled parasitical scribbler who spent his life in the British Museum, stoking the fires that killed 100 million people in the 20th century? What is wrong with British education that the plain facts do not shout out for themselves?”

One of the most salient characteristics of the Left is that it is peculiarly incapable of learning. In my lifetime, it has been ridiculously wrong about virtually everything, but it is as if facts and reality don’t matter.

The same Democratic party that accommodated southern racists for decades continues to argue that race is all-important and that government should be engaged in the task of dividing people by race and gender and giving special privileges to some. And of course, the Democratic part is now the main repository and champion of mankind’s most ancient and vile prejudice, anti-Semitism…

Read it all, read it again and connect the dots. Gagdad Bob’s post is about a lot more than politics.

To illustrate Bob’s point, see this post at Volokh, in which a student is referred to as a ‘white shitbag’- and the leftist professor that uttered those remarks not only refuse to apologize, but went on to defend his remarks as a most noble kind of political expression.

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