Incontrovertible Science

This is your brain. Monday to Friday.

This is your brain, after reading Carnival Of The Insanities.

The science is in and it is incontrovertible.

After decades of research, we know that never reading Carnival Of The Insanities increases the probability that you or your your child will end up as a serial killer, animal abuser or Arab despot.

We also know that occasional reading of Carnival Of The Insanities results in the increased probability that you or your child will end up with lower grade reading and critical thinking skills. The science also points to the likelihood that occasional reading of COTI does lead to criminal behavior as well as sexual dysfunction, the increased likelihood of obsessive fetishes and poor cooking skills.

Regular readers of Carnival Of The Insanities has been shown to be well informed, well adjusted and contributing members of society. Children exposed to COTI from early age have tend do better in school, have better motor and cognitive skills as well as advanced reading comprehension.

While early exposure of children to Carnival Of The Insanities has also shown to improve social skills, it must be made clear to parents that it is their responsibility to teach their children that they must be kind and considerate to those less fortunate than they. Parents must also teach their children that leftism is an affliction- one that can be overcome with kindness, good will and empathy, at times supplanted with a bit of electricity.

The science of Carnival Of The Insanities- like Roswell, the proof is incontrovertible.