The ‘Root Cause’ Of Illegal Immigration

There is no river deep enough, no mountain high enough and no Taco Bell Chalupa bad enough to stem the flow of illegal immigrants into this country.

Why, you ask? Simply stated, illegal aliens come here for Dr Sanity’s Carnival Of The Insanities. One taste of the wit, wisdom and intellect known around the world, has been enough to motivate a whole generation of wannabe Americans to ignore the law and get here as soon as possible.

Of course, Dr Sanity would never advise anyone to break immigration laws or any other kind of laws, ever. However, because the immigration situation is spinning out of control, Dr Sanity has announced she will no longer accept pesos, pounds, euros or drachmas or any kind of reptiles for therapy sessions (unless payment is made into the Geneva based Sanity Investment Fund, a Swiss based company that invests in real estate, car washes and laundromats around the world). These new currency rules will go effect in January of 2012.

Carnival Of The Insanities may not stem the ever growing problem of illegal immigration. That said, it may just stem the ever growing stupidity assaulting our nation from within.

Put down that Chalupa and read Carnival Of The Insanities right now.