Coupons, Hydroponics And Viagra

Taking care of your body doesn’t make much sense if you won’t take care of your mind.

Lets face it- exercise in conjunction with G0lden Corral buffet, Chinese buffet, KFC buffet, Mongolian BBQ buffet and the lunch buffet at Pizza Hut means that your wardrobe will be coming from the tent department at Sears for the foreseeable future.

In addition, taking advantage of the ‘two for one coupons‘ for Taco Bell, Hardees, Burger King, or Domino’s or Arbys (‘5 mega roast beef sandwiches for 5 bucks, coupon valid for up to 60 sandwiches at this price,’) does not make you a good and responsible shopper. Ordering from the drive thru and eating in the car does not render the food healthier or less fattening because you didn’t add extra mayo at the condiment pumps (we’ve seen you lick the wrapping paper while driving, too). Eating a few ‘Whoppers’ at midday to ‘take the edge off’ doesn’t fool anyone anymore than eating a ‘Biggie’ meal at the mall food court can be justified because you had to park further out than you usually do.

Religiously redeeming those fast food coupons makes you eligible for back-up warning tones- you know, to give kids a chance to get out of the way.

The same is true for your mind. You can’t expect to know what’s going on in the world if Katie Couric, The Inquirer, Matt Lauer, The New York Times, Rosie O’Donnel or the Washington post are your only sources of news and information. That’s like saying you have found the meaning of life after watching the Teletubbies. Dr Phil, Oprah or anyone from ‘The View’ will not be canonized, or be regarded as the Saint Augustine of our time.

The Carnival Of The Insanities is like Viagra for your mind. While religiously reading the Carnival won’t shrink your waistline, it will expand your mind and intellectual endurance.

Each week, Dr Sanity does the work for you and harvests the best insanities and clarifying insight out there. No need to get down and dirty, no need to wash the dirt off to uncover the delicious fruits of insight and insanity. The Carnival Of The Insanities is like the best fruits and vegetables grown in a hydroponic greenhouse, clean and nourished with the finest organic fertilizers, just for you. That’s a lot healthier, on many levels, than squirreling away those Sunday coupons before anyone else gets to them.

Get to know Dr Sanity’s COTI. It’s better than knowing every drive thru clerk of every fast food joint in a 10 mile radius- and more.