Global Stupidity

March 11, 2007

Things are heating up, everywhere and it’s not just global warming we’re talking about.We need to talk about global stupidity, that virus that has been effecting the growth of idiots and stupid ideas around the globe.

For decades, legions of greenies have fought nuclear power as an imminent danger to mankind. Now that global warming has made it’s way to the top of the environmental agenda, it seems nuclear power is the only way t save the earth. That has to be true. The French say so and greenies are lining up to buy land near Three Mile Island to grow organic vegetables.

Religion is making a comeback. That’s the good news.

After decades of making religion the object of public scorn and ridicule, and blaming all ills of the world on faith in God, there are some who solemnly delighted that the cannibal community sees things the way they do.

This shouldn’t come as a surprise- religion expressions that have proved to be homophobic, homophobic, misogynist, and that encourage racism, bigotry, religious hate and ethnic cleansing as a part of their theology are blessed by many. It isn’t as if those religions embraced the Golden Rule, right?

The proof of global stupidity is irrefutable- and escalating.

Who do we need to look to in these dangerous times? Who do we need to follow into battle, to eradicate the morons among us? Who can we depend on to provide us the unbiased information we need to better understand our world and the issues we face?

Who can we trust to tell the truth and not skate by with phony carbon credit purchases, those high yielding investments that actually assault Mother Nature?

Well, Dr Sanity is no Al Gore.

That’s right- Dr Sanity is the real deal.

Each week, the Carnival Of The Insanities exposes stupidity on a global scale.

Thats’ right. While Dr Sanity might not have a laser pointer (she has an ECT machine, stun gun and cattle prod for the little ones) or Hollywood luminaries behind her (only years of experience at NASA and world renowned career, rivaling only our own), she stands front and center as she battles the idiot brigades.

Carnival Of The Insanities exposes the nefarious undertakings of the idiotic, irrelevant and terminally stupid among us. Each week Dr Sanity highlights why Darwin’s Theory of Evolution has remained only a theory (science cannot explain the tenacious hold and Alamo type stand stupid people have on the rest of us).

Now, here’s a bit of info you can impress your (few) friends with and come off sounding intelligent (Do not do this in front of anyone with a heart condition. Passing yourself off as intelligent may induce a shock from which he or she may not recover)

Did you know that the vast majority of ‘carbon credits’ are actually investments in hardwood forest plantations, that will be harvested when the trees reach 30-50 years in age? Did you know that investing in hardwoods has a fantastic investment track record? Did you know that investing in hardwoods in third world countries is an even better investment that in this country, where in addition to capital growth, investors also get large tax breaks? Of course you didn’t know that.