Noah’s Conversation With God, Maybe

Have you ever wondered how a conversation with God might go?

Maybe like this.

Iranians Find Support In Paris

TEHRAN, March 25 (MHNN)- Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is beginning to feel international pressure to secure the release of 15 sailors kidnapped from Iraqi waters by the Iranian navy.

Ahmadinejad has reacted angrily to public excoriation by psychiatrists, psychologists and mental health professionals. Frank and open discussions about what effect the Iranian president’s mother, siblings, height and toilet training might have had on his behavior are now being openly discusses in various mental health forums around the world.

The Iranian president made a direct reference to Dr Sanity, an American psychiatrist that clearly infuriates Ahmadinejad.

That so called American psychiatrist would be nothing here. Just because she worked for NASA, that American agency that disguises American imperialist aggression, is of no consequence.

The Peaceful Iranian Space Studies (PISS) project has launched 27 secret satellites that can detect Jews, Americans and other westerners from space. Our satellites orbit Uranus so as to avoid to detection by the Americans and Israelis.

Dr Sanity applied for and was rejected by PISS. It is clear she is upset about her rejection when faced with the realization she was ill equipped to deal with superior Iranian technology.

Ahmadijad went on to note that the Mullah Advisory Directorate (MAD) regarded Dr Sanity and the weekly Carnival Of The Insanities as direct ‘meddling’ in that nation’s affairs, as well as a attack on mullah approved Islamic or Quranic ‘Blue String Psychiatry.’

It is clear the pressure being exerted by some in the mental health community is beginning to take its toll. Not all mental health professionals, however, agree that referring to the Iranian president’s obvious and classically defined dysfunctions, is a good idea.

The Association of French Psychiatrists is standing by a statement made earlier:

We believe that we must take into account cultural differences and variations. Cannibalism, pedophilia, necrophilia, and disembowelment can all be expressions of a healthy cultural expression and diversity, therefore must be seen in proper context.

Therefore, to condemn Monsieur Ahmadinejad as possessing behavior ‘outside the norm’ and behavior that is dysfunctional would be inappropriate and not taking cultural sensitivities into consideration.

The French psychiatrists suggested that the Iranians be permitted to kill the British hostages and mutilate their bodies.

This is a matter of self esteem and cultural pride. By allowing the Iranians to release some of their frustrations, they will be better able to negotiate future accords and their angry, if understandable, hatred of Americans and Jews.

(The European League of Cannibals applauded the French Psychiatrists and have announced their intent to move from their enclave in Munich to every European capital.

The Locksmiths Guild have announced record breaking sales.)

The French psychiatrists concluded that

The Carnival Of The Insanities is just another American misinterpretation of psychiatric principles and a betrayal of psychiatric ideals. The very suggestion that people need to be responsible and accountable for their behavior is absurd. There are no illnesses and there are no behaviors that are not expressions of individual expressions.

The French psychiatrists noted Dr Sanity is not French and does not worship cheese, wine or calf’s brains. There is a movement in France to decertify any psychiatrists who are critical of any anti American regime and to cease the issuing of licenses to psychiatrists of English or Italian descent.