Remember Mamacita’s post about teenage sex in the schools? No? Well, go back and read it, again.
Then read this post found on Cider Press Hill.The author recounts a recent conversation she has with her son, about sex in school.
“Let’s put it this way,” he said, “there are a bunch of freshman girls who have lists. They call them Rape Lists. They have a list of guys on them that they want to give beejays to. It’s like a competition. The more they can cross off the list, the hotter they are…”
Read the entire post here. The author presents a sanguine and deliberate account of what parents face today. The story is disturbing, the reality even more heartbreaking. We are fortunate that the author is indeed a part of her child’s life, and not simply a landlord for an overindulged self absorbed teenager.
It reminds us Columbine High School in a way. How the hell did mom and dad not know their kids has bombs in their bedrooms? How the hell do moms and dads not know their little princess is giving blow jobs away for sport?
May 30, 2007
May 30, 2007
The SC&A Academy of Extremely Peculiar Pathologies, is pleased to announce this week’s winners of the Weekly Wednesday Whackjob Awards, commonly referred to as the ‘Whacky’s.’
First, some fine print: nominations will open each week until 10:00 PM, EST (After the broadcast of House, M.D.-sadly, now into summer reruns).
That’s it for the fine print.
The directors of the SC&A Institute are pleased to announce this week’s winners of the Whacky Awards, will include anyone who thinks that Hugo Chavez is is example of a leader that needs to be admired. His admirers are easily added to long list of outstanding examples of dysfunction, stupidity and insanity.
This week’s show is being broadcast from McLean Hospital, an institution affiliated with Harvard University in Boston. The Ivy League hospital fund raisers are delighted to have you believe that being a patient in their hospital makes you a superior kind of whack job. You know, like of like a John Kerry whackjob.
A ‘Whacky‘ has been been awarded this week in each of the following categories:
The Thorazine Shuffle and Dance Award, presented each week to the politician who dances and shuffles without actually addressing reality or answering a question, is presented to presidential candidate John Edwards. Usually, candidates for the highest office in the land pretend they have some ethics before they get into office, but Edwards could not be bothered. Edwards led the call for protests against the war on Memorial Day.
Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards is calling on his supporters to turn this year’s Memorial Day into a day of antiwar activism, saying that the best way to honor the troops is to demand an end to the Iraq war.
Edwards of course, was nowhere to be found. He couldn’t be bothered to attend any of the Memorial Day protests and activism he advocated.
This week’s Thomas Szasz Psychotherapy Award, presented each week to the biggest idiot therapist we can find, goes to Stephen Soldz. After perusing some of Soldz latest drivel (he considers Justin Raimundo an icon of credibility and appears to have no issue with Raimundo as a shill for Pat Buchnan). Steven Schwartz (a must read in understanding Soldz obsessions) noted Raimundo’s own words
“the idea that America is, in any sense, a civilized country is easily dispelled.” By contrast, imperialist Japan, which slaughtered millions in East Asia, is his idea of paradise. He believes “the wrong side won the war in the Pacific.”
Soldz only problem is America, American values and Israelis and Jews that refuse to be held to standards applied only to them. Gagdad Bob, in Putting The “Psycho” In Psychoblogging:
This morning I found a leftist psychoblog linked to dailykos, Psyche, Science, and Society, run by psychoanalyst Steven Soldz. It is a goldmine of leftist foolishness, cant, and cliché, and you understand in a second why this man would be linked to the breathtakingly infantile dailykos. This blogger vividly demonstrates the axiom that education has nothing to do with wisdom. More often than not, the two are inversely related.
In his “about me” page, Soldz sets the tone, making reference to how the American public has “rallied around a mythic ‘war on terror’” which “is built on a simplistic duality of good versus evil.” In other words, the terrorists are not actually evil. Rather, it is just that we have projected all of our “undesirable characteristics” into the so-called “evil” other. Evidently, it is we who actually want to chop their heads off and murder their children just for the hell of it…
…Apparently, people who project evil are evil, but evil behavior isn’t. So Americans are evil projectors, but the terrorists who slashed the throats of stewardesses and flew airplanes into the Twin towers were not evil. No, it’s just our projection.
Amazingly, Dr. Soldz welcomes the launch of al Jazeera in America, stating that “I, for one, wish them well. I hope they will continue offending the powers-that-be by telling the truths that others suppress.” In other words, Dr. Soldz not only aligns himself with this invaluable propaganda tool of our terrorist enemies, but regards it as a courageous conveyer of suppressed truth. No, people aren’t offended by al Jazeera because — like virtually all of the Arab Muslim world — they are steeped in vile lies about America and Israel. Rather, they are offended because they do not want to hear the suppressed “truth” about Jewish conspiracies and genocidal Americans.
This man is beyond simplistic. He is beyond ignorant. He is even beyond stupid. I have no compunction whatsoever in saying that he is, at the very least, a moral imbecile.
Clearly, the Boston based Szold is a superior whack job. We would not be so kind to Soldz. One can only hope the research he does for private clients is predicated on more stable grounds than his politics.
The Valium Award, presented to the dullard of the week goes to Mark McGowan, yet another ‘performance artist’ incapable of an original thought, who in a predicatable artistic funk, resorted to shock art,’ by eating a corgi.
A performance artist ate a corgi live on radio on Tuesday night in protest at a hunt lead by Prince Philip.
Mark McGowan said the meal was to highlight the alleged mistreatment of a fox which was shot on the Queen’s Sandringham estate in January.
The corgi, which is a breed favoured by the Queen, died at a breeding farm and was specially prepared for the 37-year-old on the London-based arts station 104.4 Resonance FM.
McGowan’s lack of originality is old news.
A controversial artist braved death threats from animal rights activists to eat a cooked swan in an ‘art performance’ protest against the Queen.
Vegetarian Mark McGowan tucked in outside an art gallery in London’s East End.
The artist, who once nailed his feet to a gallery wall, said only the monarch was allowed to eat swan and anyone else caught doing so was liable to be arrested.
Mr McGowan said he was angry at the upper classes who shot game but never ate it.
The bird he ate was found dead on a West Country farm. He was not arrested.
The Trojan Award is presented each week to the person or persons we wish had never been born. This weeks winner is a no brainer (literally)
…Christopher Emmorey, 23, discovered that the hard way when he walked into the Royal Bank on George Street March 22 demanding that the teller give him $5,000 and telling her he had a gun in his pocket.
The fiscally responsible teller told Emmorey she could only give him $200, and told Emmorey there would be a $5 transaction fee because Emmorey was not a client at the bank…
Graydon gave Emmorey two years in prison for the crime, plus probation for two years.
Emmorey told Graydon he has no significant drug or alcohol issues and said he wouldn’t need any court-ordered addiction counselling.
“You must think by now that there’s something wrong with you,” Graydon said to Emmorey. “Is this normal in your mind?”
“No sir,” Emmorey replied.
The NutriSystem “I’m Not So disgusting to My Spouse Anymore” Award, goes to the biggest loser of the week, an idiot who made his family proud by pouring (pissing?) on his neighbors house 169 times.
A man has been arrested for pouring his urine on a neighboring house on 169 occasions, causing the victim 650,000 yen in losses, police said…
“The view from my apartment has been blocked by the neighboring house, which was recently built, and I was irritated,” he was quoted as telling investigators…
Nishizaki urinated into bottles or pots and poured it on the outer wall of the neighboring house and over one of its outdoor air conditioning units from his apartment on at least 169 occasions between Feb. 17 this year and Monday this week, local police said. On one day, he stained the neighbor’s home nine times..
Nishizaki reportedly began to stain the neighboring home with his urine immediately after it was build in November 2004, investigators said.
The owner of the house protested to Nishizaki, but the suspect denied the allegations. The victim then filmed Nishizaki pouring his urine on the house and showed the footage to local police in late April, which led to his arrest. (Mainichi)
His wife and children must be so proud.
The Haldol Honor, awarded each week to the person or persons most out of touch with reality, goes to the guy who wanted women to kick him in nuts. Does this guy really believe that a kick in the nuts is an irresistible pickup strategy no woman could resist?
One can only assume he has built up some kind of tolerance to that kind of abuse.
How does ‘get into shape’ for that particular kind of activity?
The Methamphetamine Medal, awarded each week to the most hyper, histrionic, hysterical, spaced out documented behavior goes to Caryl Dontfraid.
A Connecticut secretary who suffers from the “winter blues” is suing her ex-employers for $33 million, claiming they wouldn’t give her a well-lit desk with a window view.
Caryl Dontfraid says she has seasonal affective disorder, which causes depression during the fall and winter and can be alleviated by exposure to bright light.
“She wanted to work closer to a window with good light,” her attorney, Robert Campos-Marquetti told the Daily News. “This is a request that could have been easily accommodated.”
Dontfraid was cited as an “exemplary employee” for Binder & Binder, a Park Avenue law firm specializing in disability claims.
But things soured after she told supervisors on Sept. 14, 2004, about her condition, she claimed.
“She asked if it was possible for her to work at home during certain times of the year and we said, ‘No,’” said David Hill, a Binder & Binder supervisor.
“We deal with very sensitive personal information and to have access to our information, you have to be in our office.”
Ten days after her request, Dontfraid was relocated – along with the rest of her department – to another part of Binder & Binder’s office, the suit states.
She spoke to Hill and “reiterated her need to be placed in a different workplace as a reasonable accommodation,” and was fired later that day, the suit alleges.
Hill said Dontfraid’s new seat was just 3 feet from a window.
“I said, ‘Why don’t you give it a few days? If you’re not comfortable, I’ll do my best to accommodate you,’” Hill recalled.
“She just refused to take her work station … What was I going to do? Workers have to work.”
Dontfraid declined to comment, telling a reporter, “I’m not going to go there.”
Dontfraid dialed an 800 number and will file a Social Security disability claim.
The Viagra Statuette, (male or female), goes to the Donald Thompson.
Penis pump judge Donald Thompson has lost his bid to get out of jail early after being convicted of masturbating on the bench while presiding over four trials in 2002 and 2003.
Donald Thompson, 60, is serving four, one-year sentences in state prison after being convicted at a Creek County jury trial last year of indecent exposure.
Trial judge Comanche County District Judge Allen McCall had granted Thompson’s request for a hearing to reconsider the sentence after his attorney, Clark Brewster, said that Thompson’s sentence is stiffer than that of other first time offenders…
Several individuals had written letters to the court urging Thompson’s release, including the foreman of his jury, James Hill, who wrote that he thought the fine imposed on Thompson, $40,000, was sufficient punishment.
Richard Smothermon, special prosecutor, told McCall that Thompson had learned nothing from his conviction, telling the court he has recording of “literally dozens and dozens” of sexually explicit phone calls between the ex-judge and his alleged mistress, Angela McClanahan since Thompson’s incarceration. Prison calls are recorded.
McClanahan, the former business partner of Thompson, was to have been a key witness against him during the three week trial held last June in a charge of misuse of a state computer. She failed to appear in court and McCall had issued a warrant for her arrest. But when police officers arrived at her home to arrest her, she reportedly ducked out the back door and police lost her in a foot pursuit…
The ECT Battery Award, presented to the most shocking news story of the week, is shared this week by two people who have a sex lives worse than your own. These stories would be really funny if they weren’t so tragic.
Former Republican Rep. Ted Klaudt could spend the rest of his life in prison after turning himself in to authorities Friday on felony charges that include eight counts of rape involving foster children and former legislative pages.
Five girls told authorities they were assaulted by Klaudt, court documents state, although charges filed Friday involve only two of the girls.
Four of the girls said they were accosted in Klaudt’s hotel room in Pierre, where he stayed while serving in the South Dakota Legislature. Two of the girls were legislative pages when they were attacked, they told investigators.
He’s accused of performing “ovary checks” and “breast exams” under the guise that he was helping young women donate their reproductive eggs, according to court records…
Additional charges of stalking, witness tampering and sexual contact with a minor were filed Friday. Charges were filed in Hughes County, which includes Pierre, and in Corson County, where Klaudt, 49, lives near the rural community of Walker…
Then there is this:
A 33-year-old woman has been jailed on allegations she exposed herself to her 13-year-old neighbor and made him touch her, police said.
Michelle Seddon, unemployed and disabled, was booked into the Washoe County Jail on Thursday on suspicion of lewdness with a child, authorities said.
According to a police report, the charge stems from incidents in March that occurred in her Booth Street apartment where she lived with her girlfriend.
Her upstairs neighbor, a 13-year-old middle school student, told police that he had visited Seddon at her apartment one day where she stripped and asked him to touch her, the report said. Her girlfriend was not home.
Police became involved after the boy told his mother, who called officers.
According to court records, Seddon’s girlfriend in 2002 filed a restraining order against her after Seddon was arrested for battering her.
On at least one occasion, the boy and his friend had spent the night at the women’s apartment where the friend later reported Seddon inappropriately touching the boy while he slept, police said.
Finally, The HRT (Hormone Replacement Therapy) Prize awarded weekly to the woman who may want to be eaten (what?).
New York’s real-life Hannibal Lector is hungry for love, actively looking for a sweetheart who will meet his smorgasbord of requirements, The Post has learned.
Casanova cannibal killer Arthur Shawcross — who was sentenced in 1991 to life in prison for strangling 11 Rochester-area prostitutes and eating some of their body parts — says he wants a new bride after he divorced his fifth wife, Clara, in February.
He said he dumped Clara after police informed him she was sleeping with other men.
“I do prefer blondes, redheads and platinum women over the rest, but will accept someone from any race who might be smart, have a good job and is not destitute,” Shawcross, 61, told The Post during an exclusive interview at Sullivan Correctional Facility in upstate Fallsburg.
Shawcross said his “lady love” should be between 24 and 100 years old, live within 150 miles of the prison, and own a car so she can visit him.
“I want hugs and kisses, touchy-feely,” says Shawcross, who expects his flame to embrace conjugal visits in a trailer at the prison…
Shawcross says he corresponds with 48 women around the world, including a British blonde. Shawcross claims that she wants to be his “number one” and is visiting him this summer.
Another woman, a photographer from Warren, Ohio, sent Shawcross a picture of herself from the shoulders up lying on her bed, he said.
When The Post asked what she looked like, Shawcross smiled and cuddled up while describing her as “perfect,” with blue eyes, freckles near her cheekbones, and a diamond stud in her nose.
“You wanted to reach into the picture and hug her and kiss her,” Shawcross said..
She sounds tasty, doesn’t she? Shawcross is writing a book, Women Want To Be Eaten.
Now while we’re on the topic of crazy, be sure to visit Dr Sanity’s Carnival Of The Insanities for more bizarre, arcane, insane and incredible examples of what can be found in the whackosphere, blogosphere, MSM and NASA.