The SC&A Friday One Thousand Words Project

June 1, 2007

For Sale By Owner

Instruction manual for underwear needed.

There are some questions that are better left unasked.

Tears of joy. Mother was right about the clean underwear thing.

Look. Now look again.

The truth, according to Spandex.

8 Responses to “The SC&A Friday One Thousand Words Project”

  1. Fausta Says:

    Siggy, that last picture should carry a medical warning – my eyes!!!


  2. Gentlemen:

    You know that last picture…the one portraying the King obviously after he discovered carbpohydrates? Tell me, is that a camel toe he sporting in his nethers OR…is that in fact proof that the rare two hump F-2 Bactrian dromedary is alive and well and living in his crotch?

    Thank you…thank you very much,
    LK

  3. Liz Says:

    …simply…speechless…

  4. scottdammit Says:

    What’s the male equivalent of camel-toe? I need something to think about until the sedatives kick in.

  5. MaxedOutMama Says:

    I laughed out loud. Thanks. Those are some pretty frightening pics, and I have taken one of the warnings to heart. I will have a firm word with my dogs about public behavior.

    The, ah, Elvis pic is enough to make anyone swear off carbs for the next decade. That looks to be about how long it would take!!!

  6. J. Peden Says:

    Admit it, they all really do look alike.

  7. malicenwunderland Says:

    funny, funnier and funniest. Thank god there were no cat pics.


  8. Don’t any of you go to comic book conventions? I’ve seen so many fat men in tights and capes over the years my giggle is automatic.


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