The SC&A Friday One Thousand Words Project
June 1, 2007
For Sale By Owner

Instruction manual for underwear needed.

There are some questions that are better left unasked.

Tears of joy. Mother was right about the clean underwear thing.

Look. Now look again.

The truth, according to Spandex.

June 1, 2007 at 2:39 PM
Siggy, that last picture should carry a medical warning – my eyes!!!
June 1, 2007 at 3:37 PM
Gentlemen:
You know that last picture…the one portraying the King obviously after he discovered carbpohydrates? Tell me, is that a camel toe he sporting in his nethers OR…is that in fact proof that the rare two hump F-2 Bactrian dromedary is alive and well and living in his crotch?
Thank you…thank you very much,
LK
June 1, 2007 at 3:39 PM
…simply…speechless…
June 1, 2007 at 7:15 PM
What’s the male equivalent of camel-toe? I need something to think about until the sedatives kick in.
June 1, 2007 at 9:52 PM
I laughed out loud. Thanks. Those are some pretty frightening pics, and I have taken one of the warnings to heart. I will have a firm word with my dogs about public behavior.
The, ah, Elvis pic is enough to make anyone swear off carbs for the next decade. That looks to be about how long it would take!!!
June 3, 2007 at 10:31 AM
Admit it, they all really do look alike.
June 3, 2007 at 3:14 PM
funny, funnier and funniest. Thank god there were no cat pics.
June 4, 2007 at 6:23 PM
Don’t any of you go to comic book conventions? I’ve seen so many fat men in tights and capes over the years my giggle is automatic.