PMS On PMS

MHNN (New York)- The following is a RUSH TRANSCRIPT of an interview given to the media by Dr Patricia M Santy (PMS), author of Carnival of the Insanities in the wake of the foiled terror attacks in the United Kingdom:

MSM: Were the attacks in London and Glasgow really terror attacks?

PMS: No, they were rehearsals for this years upcoming Trick or Treat Halloween Festival. Don’t be an idiot- of course they were terror attacks.

MSM: But they failed- how could that be a terror attack? Aren’t you just scaring people?

PMS: Clearly, the well of MSM stupidity is bottomless. Let me make this simple. Take out your crayons and follow along: Just because a drunk driver doesn’t kill anyone or get caught, doesn’t mean that there was no drunk driver. Just because a drunk driver doesn’t kill anyone or get caught does not mean that driving under the influence is not a problem. Just because a drunk driver doesn’t kill anyone or get caught does not mean there are fewer drunk drivers.

MSM: Why must you insult us?

PMS: Because you are an idiot if that is the best question you can come up with. Why do you insult those with politics you don’t like or agree with? My insults directed at you are predicated on your stupidity. Your insults, directed at others with differing views, are also predicated on your stupidity. Do you have any more questions or do you want me to keep pointing out how stupid you are?

MSM: Is it possible that these terror attacks are the result of our foreign policy in the Middle East and elsewhere?

PMS: Is today ‘Be An Ass Day’? Why didn’t anyone tell me?

Listen up, you ignorant pipsqueak. Our foreign policy has nothing to do with the terror directed at us. What is happening here is an attempt to blackmail us or pressure us into yielding to the beast-like and immoral behavior of those who want nothing more than to subjugate our values. Our foreign policy in the Middle East and that of other civilized western democracies is very straightforward and based on the following:

* Cessation of hostilities and terror
* Secure borders.
* Diplomatic recognition of Israel.

Those are the minimum requirements as noted by Israel, the UN, the US, and the EU.

Which of those requirements are too onerous for the Palestinians and the Arab world?

Why is it the apes in tuxedos, bigots and MSM refuse to address that question in a straightforward manner? If the MSM wanted to be more credible, they would acknowledge those things that policymakers know and have to deal with. Why does the MSM believe they can click their heels three times and the truth will go away?

MSM: This new conference is about the terror in the UK. Why do you insist on making the subject something else?

PMS: Because you are a malodorous lying sack of shit, that’s why. If you want to keep this press conference about terror, why do you go so far out of your way to make it about everything but terror?

While most people won’t hold to or address your duplicity, I will. I don’t care if your politics are different than mine. You have every right to your moronic and stupid beliefs. However, when you hold your simpleton beliefs out as representative of fact, well, then you are going to have to deal with people like me and others, including three brilliant dead shrinks.

Your dumbass ideologies become clear when you belittle terror attacks because they are committed by ‘non professionals.’ Now pay attention and be embarrassed. Virtually all acts of terror are committed by the dumb ass brigades. In fact, as a brilliant, if often unheralded pundit noted,

99% of all terror is committed by stupid people, enacting an ideology that they have been taught by some very evil people. Neither the left or anyone else can deny that truth. To deny terror because of the education level or technical ability of the terrorist is absurd. Terror and evil require commitment, not education or technical expertise.

I’m not done, so put down your hands and bring out another crayon. You, bimbo reporter, button up your shirt- you aren’t on camera. I am.

Every single evil movement that came to power did so with the help of unwashed idiots, bullies and ignorant fools. The Nazis relied on the boors that made up the Brownshirt thugs. The Communists relied on peasants that actually believes they were going to be as empowered as their hard drinking, western luxury loving leaders. This incarnation of Islamofacists believe they are serving God and speaking for Him as they promise the destruction of western society.

MSM: Aren’t you being a bit harsh and over the top?

PMS: How much am I in awe of your stupidity? Let me count the ways.

Do you really think that calls to ‘Slaughter the Jews!’ and ‘Slaughter the Americans!’ are rational, political expressions? Do you really think that the stated aim of the imposition of a new Caliphate and Sharia law are expressions of a civilized political or religious doctrine?

Here’s a secret: Broken societies produce broken political and religious ideologies. No matter how much the MSM tries, you cannot turn piss into champagne. That you have conned a whole group of people into drinking piss and believing it is champagne says more about their stupidity than it does about your perfidy.

See this week’s Carnival of the Insanities- maybe you’ll be able to wash the taste of urine out of your mouth. Then again, you might be addicted to the taste, believing that urine really is champagne.

MSM: Are you saying the MSM is deliberately misleading the public?

PMS: For the last time, you slut, listen up. The MSM has PMS- Political Misrepresentation Syndrome. We all know it and we can all smell it.

Speaking of stench, I’ve had enough media for one day. Go play with the bigots and lunatic fringe. They love that PMS piss of yours.