Windy Justice
September 3, 2007
From the ‘You just can’t make this stuff up‘ department:
Brian Wilcox, charged with photographing and creating pornographic images of a child relative, says he’s in a lot of pain as he sits behind bars.
The Lady Lake man is seeking medical attention for flatulence, groin numbness and tooth decay.
According a motion filed today, he wants the court to issue an order to look into the following:
*He has seven remaining bottom teeth and nine remaining top teeth, and they’re decayed or cracked. He can’t eat well and has lost 40 pounds while in custody.
*He has back problems from an injury four years ago.
*He has vision problems.
*His feet and groin are numb. They feel like they’re sleeping.
*There’s a bulge to the left of his groin. His stomach and groin are causing him pain.
*He has a history of cancer in his family and a deformed mole on his nose.
*He has “severe flatulence at all times.”
Gotta feel for his cellmate. Who knew we’d be bringing back the gas chamber?
September 4, 2007 at 12:46 PM
i.e. “POOR POOR ME! I *AM* A VICTIM!”
September 4, 2007 at 3:49 PM
I am idly wondering if there’s any correlation between hypochondriacs and other behaviors. In a completely and totally unscientific way I have noticed that some men (and it seems to be just men) who have some sorts of deviant behaviors (sexual abuse of children being one of them) are also prone to broadcasting overexaggerated and grandiose medical ailments.
Just thinking out loud here. I know the plural of antedote is not data.
September 6, 2007 at 6:32 PM
Hoo boy, what a sickening whiner! If one of the tougher inmates decided to get his “poo-tang” from that whiner and give him something real to whine about, I suspect he would win praise from the other inmates.