The Girl Not To Bring Home To Meet Mom

October 24, 2007

 Clearly, not all girls ought to be brought home to meet mom.

CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend’s nipples, police said on Wednesday.

Police in Western Australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate’s court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of the state capital, Perth.

The woman “is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences”, in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement.

The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman’s nipples, police said.

“It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises,” local police superintendent David Parkinson said.

That’s a good idea. Let’s keep this kind of behavior restricted to parking lots, back alleyways and school yards.

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7 Responses to “The Girl Not To Bring Home To Meet Mom”

  1. The Anchoress Says:
    October 24, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    I love Aussies. A great many of them are Irish, you know! :-)

  2. Bryan Says:
    October 24, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    Oh my god! Bare breasts! The horror!

  3. SC&A Says:
    October 24, 2007 at 10:37 pm

    The horror was that there was beer left in those cans.

    You aren’t too swift on the uptake.

  4. Bilgeman Says:
    October 24, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    SC&A:

    “The woman “is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences”, in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement”

    Lordy, but this beggars two questions:

    1) Is the crushing of beer cans between a woman’s breasts SPECIFICALLY proscribed by Aussie statute?
    1a) Has there been a need, before this, for such language?

    and:

    2) Is there a YouTube of this athletic feat? This bloody well screams “YouTube!”.

  5. Looking Glass Says:
    October 28, 2007 at 10:38 am

    Bilgeman wrote, “Is there a YouTube of this athletic feat?

    There used to be a video of a similar feat floating around the ‘Net. Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away.

    Most impressive.

  6. Looking Glass Says:
    October 28, 2007 at 10:45 am

    Can Crushing Action.

  7. Bilgeman Says:
    October 28, 2007 at 10:36 pm

    Looking Glass:

    Thankee.

    Lordy..you can take me now. Ther can’t be anything interesting left to see!

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