Absolute Outrage And Children Raised By The Village

Sometimes, it isn’t the crime that’s the outrage- it’s the reaction to the crime that speaks volumes to the times in which we live.

Where- and who- are the parents?

UPDATE:

See the news story.

PMS, HRC While Bill Is In The Mall

MHNN (Ann Arbor, MI)- Dr Pat M Santy (PMS), former NASA organic waste in space specialist therapist and author of the weekly Carnival Of The Insanities,  hosted Hillary Clinton in a late night meeting outside a mall in Ann Arbor Michigan. According to MHNN sources, the meeting took place in the parking instead Dr Santy’s office because the Democrat candidates husband was concerned about media interference.

When asked where the former president was, Hillary remarked that he was in the mall shopping for Valentine’s Day. Ever busy and determined, Bill Clinton was reported to have arranged 5 separate deliveries from Victoria’s Secret and another 3 from Frederick’s of Hollywood.

MHNN has obtained a transcript of the exchange between PMS and HRC.

PMS- Why are we here? What is bothering you?

HRC- You’re a world class shrink? You? You have to ask me that question?

PMS- Humor me. Tell me what’s bothering you.

HRC- Look, I’m a woman, you’re a woman. You should understand. It’s time there was a woman president.

PMS- I agree- but don’t you think the voters ought to decide which candidate best serves them?

HRC- Don’t be an ass. What do the voters know? They are idiots. They believe whatever we tell them.

PMS- That’s hardly fair-

HRC- For someone who has spent decades dealing with shit, you ought to know better! Yes Doc, I know all about you and your work at NASA. I know about your IRS returns and I’ve seen your FBI file. I know pretty much everything I need to know about you.

PMS- Well, that’s pretty disturbing. I thought we had certain privacy rights.

HRC- Rights? Don’t make me laugh! I am HRC. When I wanted information on our enemies, I had almost a thousand FBI files delivered to my office in the most secure building in the world. When I got busted I just called up the tears and said I had no idea how they got into a locked cabinet in my desk, in my office in my White House. You know what? The idiots still believe that. The morons will believe anything I tell them. I lied about the Rose Law firm billing records and other Arkansas shenanigans. Remember how I made money when those suckers at Tyson set me up with insider trading info? Hell, I made more money in 2 weeks than traders with decades of experience!

PMS- That is hardly a reason for Americans to consider voting for you!

HRC- Don’t you get it? I don’t care what they think! It’s about power and about getting elected! If I have to play the bitch card, I will. That upstart African American Uncle Tom from Chicago isn’t going to piss on my parade.

PMS- ‘Uncle Tom’?

HRC- Hey, If blacks can call other blacks ‘uncle Toms,’ why can’t I? I mean, let’s call a spade a spade. Isn’t Barack Obama just another ‘uppity nigger’?

PMS- That’s a horrible thing to say! That’s racist! That’s disgusting!

HRC- Don’t get bent outta shape. It isn’t as I said those things. Like I said, other blacks and liberal Democrats talk like that all the time!

PMS- That’s still no reason-

HRC- Doc, you aren’t cut out for politics. In this game, you what you have to do and cut who you have to cut. Look at Bill- he’s a lying machine. It doesn’t matter what we say- we can always get the morons out to support and vote for us.

PMS- Isn’t that an exaggeration?

HRC- Doc, there is no limit to just how stupid the Democrat voter can be- or how blind. Bill once said, publicly, that “I have vivid and painful memories of black churches being burned in my own state when I was a child.” In fact, there is no record of a Black church burning in Arkansas when Bill Clinton was a child.

PMS- Well, sometimes people misplace memories. There are lots of reasons-

HRC- Pay attention doc! I learned from the best! Bill deliberately looked into the camera and said, “Since I was a little boy, I’ve heard about the Iowa caucuses. That’s why I would really like to do well in them.” Everyone knows the Iowa caucuses only started in 1972! Hell, the big lug was in Oxford at the time! Don’t you see? If you’re a liberal, it’s OK to lie! The idiots will forgive you if you tell them you care about them! They’re so stupid that you can feed them poisoned water as long as you tell them there are vitamins and minerals in there!

PMS- You’re getting pretty worked up.

HRC- I know. I was just thinking about Bill. He said he was going into the to buy me a cute memento from the Hallmark store. He really is caring, you know. I think he’s going to get me those teddys!

PMS- Same time, same place next week? I think there’s more we need to talk about

HRC- Works for me- as long as I have your vote! Just kidding. By the way, if you know any illegal aliens in California, let me know. I can help them out with voting- I mean- immigrant rights groups-

PMS- Read Carnival Of The Insanities.

HRC- Why?

PMS- Think of it as homework.