What A Day
March 19, 2008
A different kind of beauty contest…
Some contacts are meant to be broken…
There are blood banks and then there are blood farms…
We have spoken to your mother. We know everything.
A different kind of beauty contest…
Some contacts are meant to be broken…
There are blood banks and then there are blood farms…
March 19, 2008 at 2:49 pm
“It’s just like judging a beautiful girl,”
I’m sure Alice The Camel will be happy to know.
March 19, 2008 at 3:30 pm
You know, there was a web-news item a year or two ago on how 2/3 of the camels in Saudi had syphilis…
HUMAN-strain syphilis…
(Well, that explains how the beta males get some when the alpha males have all the females of the species locked up in their harems. Is it true what I’ve heard that the Koran allows bestiality so long as it’s with certain halal species of female four-leggers?)
March 19, 2008 at 5:53 pm
HUG’s comment reminds me of a joke:
Why is a camel like a submarine …
because it’s full of Arab seamen.
March 20, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Baaaahhh.
Oh wait. What noise does a camel make? When it spits?
March 20, 2008 at 11:49 pm
I’m trying to decide what I think about the pageants. On the one hand, go team go.
On the other…we camels are so much more than just objects of beauty.