Safe Smoking, Safe Love Boxes And Safe From Food

Safe smoking?

Finally, every smoker’s dream came true, a cigarette that’s not bad for you.

Gamucci is an e-cigarette that looks, feels and tastes like a real cigarette but doesn’t hurt you, the ones around you or the environment. It’s a rechargeable device that uses sophisticated micro-electronic technology to deliver a true smoking experience, only without the tobacco smoke and tar that contain over 4.000 toxins. It contains water, propylene glycol, nicotine and tobacco scent and, instead of exhaling smoke, you exhale harmless vapors. So your body receives all the nicotine it craves but without all the other nasty stuff, it’s a dream come true and best of all you can legally smoke it indoors.

One rechargeable Gamucci cartridge is the equivalent of 20 cigarettes and the device’s battery lasts a whole day, when used with normal use (whatever that means).

If it is food and not tobacco that you struggle with, check out the Anti Eating Mouth Cage.

…overeating leads to health problems and our inventor says that it’s a foregone conclusion that chefs, housewives that cook and restaurant employees who are constantly subjected to food will overeat their way into obesity. His solution? The Anti-Eating Mouth Cage!

The Mouth Cage is designed to allow you to breath and speak but not eat due to the food barrier that’s mounted on your face. Just in case you are temped by that perfect pie that’s calling out to you, the Mouth Cage is actually locked onto your head, so you can’t cheat the system. We don’t know about you, be we’re thinking it’s just a little too creepy to have Mom and our favorite restaurant staff smiling from behind their own little personal mouth jails.  Guess it’s time for some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Finally, don’t let terrorists interfere with your love life. Check out the terror proof love box.

Their slogan? “The safest rest you’ve ever had.”

The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments

Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”.

With this unit you don’t have to run to a “Safe Room”, you’re already in it.

The Quantuum Sleeper comes with options for:
- CD player,
- DVD Screen with PC hookup,
- Microwave and Refrigerator

The Quantum Sleeper comes with options for Cellular Phones, CB and Short-wave Radios

Check out the features and accessories.

Is this a great country or what?