Mergers
April 28, 2008
It has long been rumored that W. R. Grace Co. was considering buying the Fuller Brush Company, along with Mary Kay Cosmetics. When that transaction is completed, they would then merge with the Hale Business Systems. This mega-corporate entity could be known as Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
Proposed merger: Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers, to be called Fairwell Honeychild.
Rumored merger: Wurlitzer with Xerox. They are going to market reproductive organs.
Possible merger: Warner Brothers, Polygraph Records and Keebler — to be called… Poly-Warner-Cracker.
3M and Goodyear merger: mmmGood
John Deere and Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota Mining: Dip Audi Do Da
Swissair and Cheseborough-Ponds: Swisschese
Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil: Honey, I’m Home
Luvs Diapers and Hertz Rent-a-Car: Luv Herts
Upjohn and Chuckie Cheese Pizza: UpChuck
White Castle Burgers and Glad Trash Bags: White Trash Bags.
It’s Monday. Deal with it.
April 28, 2008 at 9:20 pm
It’s been a LONG, LONG and LONG time since I laughed so hard my sides hurt. Thanks!
April 29, 2008 at 6:10 am
Didn’t you mean Zip Audi Do Dah?
not “Dip Audi Do Da”.
“You’ll laugh so hard, your sides will ache, your heart will go, pitter pat! Watching …”