Late Night Laugh: First Time Dad

“Better Sharia Law Than No Law”

From The First Post:

The trouble with gentle, tolerant Christianity is that while it is quite enough to support a morality and social order serving gentle and tolerant people living in leafy suburbs, it is no good at all for keeping order among barbarous and illiterate yobs and feral children living in the inner cities.

For them a more fundamental form of Christianity – one concerned to inculcate fear rather than love of God – is required, and if the Church of England does not supply this, the mutton-chopped Bishop of Rochester fears that Muslim fundamentalism might rush in to fill the gap.

Of course this is an over-simplification. In his Standpoint article he actually calls for Anglicans to return to their Victorian rigours across the board.

(See Breaking Faith With Britain, from Standpoint magazine. A bit of background on Michael Nazir-Ali, the Bishop of Rochester can be found here- SC&A)

Unfortunately there is no chance in hell of today’s highly educated elite renouncing their humanistic religion ­ – political correctness and human rights etc – about which they are already fanatical. No chance of today’s Oxbridge dons accepting chastity as they did in the Victorian era. No, the problem lies squarely among the relatively poor who cannot buy themselves out of the evils of the permissive society.

As it happens, Anglicanism never made much progress in the slums. There, it was always the secular arm of the state that maintained morality and social order with a degree of firmness which the humanist governing class no longer allows them to use.

Under these circumstances, a Muslim takeover might not be such a bad idea. Better Sharia Law than no law at all. Better Islamic authority than no authority at all. Incidentally this is what the Archbishop of Canterbury, ­ the bearded one, ­ recommended a few months ago. Perhaps he was right.

The Race

MHNN (Ann Arbor, MI)- Pat M Santy author of Carnival Of The Insanities (COTI) was in attendance at the late night meeting with Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Dianne Feinstein graciously took time off from her duties as a senator from California to host the meetings in her swanky Washington DC apartment.

Dr Santy was present at the meeting at the request of both Senators Clinton and Obama. Also present were Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton.

Dr Santy’s presence at that important meeting came as no surprise to anyone who knows her. Despite her hiatus from blogging, she remains a popular and important voice in the blogosphere. Both Clinton and Obama expressed their gratitude to her for her compassion as a physician as she took time off from her new research facilities to conduct this most important meeting.

Pat M Santy (PMS)- Nice to see you all this evening. I know this is an important time for all of you.

Barack Obama (BO)- Thank you Dr Santy. You are right of course. This is an important time for our nation.

Michelle Obama (MO)- It sure is! Finally, someone from the ‘hood gonna be in charge of white people! Don’t let anyone tell you different. It’s all about getting back at the white folk.

BO- Michele, please-

Bill Clinton (BC) That’s a nice dress Michelle. I like the way you fill it out in the back. Wanna come outside and talk about my library plans?

PMS- President Clinton, that’s quite enough!

BC- I’m sorry. I was looking at Michelle and Senator Feinstein and yourself and thinking, ‘I am surrounded by some really hot chicks!’

Hillary Clinton (HC)- Bill!

BC- Oh yeah- and especially you, baby! Hillary, you are the best!

HC- Oh, Bill- do you really mean that?

BC- Baby, you are hotter than Monica ever was! When this is over we can go home and play dentist, ok?

HC- Oh yes! Guys, he is so good to me!

BO- What does playing dentist mean?

MO- You really are an idiot.

PMS- OK, let’s move along here.

BO- Hillary, why are you suspending your campaign and not quitting?

BC- That boy isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?

PMS- That’s enough-

HC- I’m not quitting for two reasons. Firstly, should any dirt on you and that lard ass wife of yours that our private investigators have dug up surface, we want to be in a position to step in as saviors and salvage this election.

PMS- Are you saying you have dirt on Mr Obama?

BC- Let me guess- you went to school in California, right? Of course we have dirt on Step n Fetch-

PMS, BO, MO, HC- What did you just say??

BC- Lighten up. This is hardball politics. I just wanted to make a point- and I did. We’re the Clintons. We dig up dirt on all our opponents. That’s just how we do it. If you are going to try make that dirt a racial thing, you lose. Play dirty, don’t play stupid. I’m from the wrong side of the track in Arkansas. ARKANSAS. There is nowhere lower in the barrel. Do you think there is anyone in America who grows up and thinks, “I wanna live and have a babies in Arkansas!”? Well Barack, you make this about race and the whole world is gonna look at you like you are from Arkansas. You think they want to vote for a black man from Arkansas? Hell, after my presidency, there won’t be a white man from Arkansas that will make it to DC!

PMS- What is the second reason you suspended your campaign rather than quit?

HC- Money, baby. We spent about 11 million of our own money on this campaign. We want that moeny back and we want Barack to pay us back, with a little extra thrown in. You don’t really believe I’d run for nothing, do you?

MO- All you white folk are all the same. It’s all about ruining it for the black man and keeping him down.

BC- Race has nothing to do with it. Have you ever done corn rows with your hair?

MO- Race has nothing to do with it? My fat ass it doesn’t! Look, why do you think every two bit African and Arab dictator supports Barack. Why do you think every degenerate tyrant in South America supports Barack?

BO- Uh, sweetie, what do you mean?

MO- Shut up, you whipped half white boy! Here’s a reality pill, folks. Barack is loved and supported by every loser in the world because he’s black and like I said, that puts the black man in charge of white folk-

PMS- Right! And even if he fails- and Barack, you will fail if you don’t start dealing with reality- it doesn’t matter. A black man will have screwed it up for all of us and in doing so, will perpetuate the myth that blacks people are incompetent, and thus victim and therefore need to be measured by a different standard, just like the Palestinians.

BO- Are you saying that black and non whites are less competent?

BC- Name one successful African or Arab nation!

PMS- That has nothing to do with competency! That has to do with failed politics and political ideology- and politics and political ideology are race blind! All those failed African and Arab nations are examples of what happens when Marxist or tyrannical regimes stay in power. It’s the same thing in many South American nations.

BO- So why do the Africans and Arabs love me?

PMS-Don’t you read the brilliant dead shrinks blog? It’s all about identity, Barack.  They want you to believe that freedom and democracy are white values and that white values have no place in the non white world. Those African and Arab dictators believe you won’t be hard on them because if they can make you believe that democracy is for white folks- and if you go easy on them, you give them credibility. That only highlights the deception that freedom and democracy are the white man’s way of oppressing non whites.

MO- So you’re saying that there is no oppression of non whites by whites? Is that what your saying?

HC- Michelle, get you head out of your affirmative action fat ass! Let me put it to in simple terms. White people have nothing to do with Robert Mugabe’s cruel regime! His cruelty is his own. Same with the Palestinians- they have authored their own failure and hate. No one to blame but themselves.

MO- So now we’re all failures?

PMS- No Michelle. Failure is a choice. If Barack succeeds it will be because he is color blind. If he succeeds it will be because he chooses the ideologies and politics of success over the ideologies and politics of failure. Sure some white people oppress blacks. Some white people oppress other whites. Same goes for blacks and Arabs. Oppression isn’t about race- it never was. Oppression is always about power and using any means possible to justify and extend that power.

MO- Are you saying Jeremiah Wright chose failure?

BC- Let’s be honest. Of course he did. What’s more noble than a victim, even if you have to victimize yourself, right? Look at the people out there who want to be victims- ‘I have a disease, I had a rough childhood, my father never kissed me, I’m an aardvark trapped in a mans’ body’- you get it.

PMS- I think we have lots to think about.

BO- I need to decompress. I’m headed to Carnival Of The Insanities. Can we meet next week?

PMS- Yes. Lots of work ahead us.